" My You knows"

You know,
while I was sitting and eating my popsical the other day...
I was just wondering.... how many kids have to pass the constitution & the Preamble to graduate anymore? ... how many people actually remember...

Now who likes peaches?
I love peaches.
When they are just right.
Not too soft and not too hard.
When you bit into it, you feel the soft furry skin gently touch your nose and lips.
As your teeth sink in, it feels cool and soft.
When it reaches your tongue, it's moist..soft...sweet and juicy....

Hey! How come we get a better education on history from watching the History channel, then in school?

Do you have any idea how hard it is to tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue??

You know- we only seem to realize our political leaders "worst" dark secrets and piles of skeletons , only when they are in office...
Now why is that?
Doesn't anyone ever pay attention to who they vote into public office to represent us?

Hummmmm...I just can't seem to figure out just were I put my catholic school girl outfit.
I have a meeting......

Well thank God the storm has blown over at the National Weather Advisory Head quarters.
I was beginning to think it would effect the way they were doing their jobs.
How petty..hummmm
I guess that's just how folks are anymore.
Just too busy steppin' on other folks toes to know any better ha?
You would have thought they were out of high school by now.

It's so nice just laying in the tub with the shower on.
Feeling the water gently bouncing off of your body.
Just like the rain...in stillness and the dark of day.
It's quiet...it's peaceful..it's invigorating.
Yet so soothing....
Just letting all your worries of the day wash away.

Why is it one day on the news you hear the policemen are getting a raise.
The next day it's announced the raise is only for the police on the force for "x" amount of years of service.

The day after it's for everyone...hummmmm...
The fourth day the crime spikes.
The fifth day the cops are getting deals at every local business in the area,
and taking advantage of it....

The sixth day....their in full force again.
The seventh- they are undermanned.
the eight under prepared.
Folks screamin' & yelling about why...why is the crime so out of control?
People turn the other cheek and let someone else worry about it...
Turn their lights off and pretend then didn't hear. They were not home....
Until it's at their doorstep...

The ninth- Lack of funds so....sorry officers...no raise..
The tenth- the city and crime are in the front page again...

What's up with that!
Like were the hell are our taxes going and why is it the police have forgotten.
WE PAY THEM FOR SECURITY AND PROTECTION WITH OUR TAX DOLLARS...THEY WORK FOR US.

They are public servants. So why do some lack education, basic people skills and displays of bigotry and discrimination.
Dishonesty and lack of interest in their job. Treating it as if all they do is shovel shit all day.

Monkey see, monkey do I say....that's were the tax dollars are going.
No where near our best interests all the way around the government.

Our fire departments are still in dire need of help.
Thank God we haven't had a fire.

...the smell of sweet olive tree's tickle my nose.
With the ever present essence of confederate jasmine just a whisper within....

The moon is full...and the crickets are in full swing.
Frogs skipping about, snails trolloping around...
it only makes this wine taste much more delightful...

The road home program rolls on.
Under financed with over paid board members...
Blanco asking for help again....
Lt. Gov. Mitch Landreu bringing in the tourists, while Mary Landreu
is holding court....
Nagin still wearing his Wonka hat. Not sure which foot to stand on.
With all those chocolate skid marks he's left on our streets...
things can get pretty sticky-

It's only ok to have $90,000 in your freezer if it happens before an election while still in office.
And only after you have been re-elected (a thief) , and your name is Jefferson.
Why? He has the cold cash.

It's also ok and forgive able only if your a republican christian for your moments of let's say indiscretions.
Unless, your a Democratic president. Then your in trouble...shame!

The Dow Jones hit a new record at 13867.99

Well in ending...my cat Kali Kangaroo really listened to me.
I told her "No more dead salamanders and frogs at my doorstep! not even still movin!".

Today she only left a tail.
Of a salamander of course.
I laid it to rest with the other dead things and body parts she has brought me with glee.
Right in a pot of dirt where a sacred lily is growing.

Ah yes. It's time to refill my glass of wine, as I sit in the back yard.
Feeling the warm breeze just brush across my body.
Watching the moths flicker in the light.
Enjoying my surroundings of exotic plants mixed in with banana trees and a sweet kumquat tree.
Listening to the water flowing over rocks in the pond...
smelling everything all around...
Looking up at the stars above -
thinking....
Thinking of ameba's up above.....
while feeling my sweat drip slowly across my skin....
sitting in the moonlight with my silly grin....