OW FOR SHAME!!!

ow shame on you Oliver Thomas...
Now I have to add your name with all the other morons who really screwed up.
Man what...did we all just bend over and let them have their way...
without any Ky? man...I'm really hurtin and feeling used....
you would think they could at least kiss us....shit I mean we are not prostitutes!

Speaking of which...Mayor Willi Wonka...
you need to just get to work and keep your stupid mouth shut...man
that guy....i don't know who is worst...him or bush when they open their mouths...

I swear there really is a bad epidemic going around,
it's Hoove and mouth disease.
And it ain't just in Europe.
My God, it's jumped species and is now affecting our politicians...
Thank God I pay attention to what I put in MY mouth.

Damn it really smells too when they open their mouths....
at this point I duck.
Don't wanna catch anything coming out of them.
mummm...mummm....stanky...for shame!

Here all this time I really thought the smell was coming from the mules...
Nope.
I was wrong.
It was our political leaders...
Spewing all that sewage all over the city,
with each promise, each talk regarding community.
Each preach against violence and what will be done...

Man we are so stupid. We let them get away with it all and really screw up our city.
We just all lined up to accept the rolls of recycled toilet paper.
Never once holding up the line saying...
"hey man...give me the good two ply scotts brand please".
"I'm allergic to the brown recycled and the yellow tinted toilet paper..."
I mean shit man...get a voice, because I'm losing mine.

I mean, it's not just our big leaders...
but the community leaders...the preachers, teachers, churches, politicians,
business corporations, Drug manufacturing companies, Doctors, Lawyers,

I though we were smarter then that. I guess not.
How sad. How very sad.
I know what it means to miss New Orleans....

I know what it means to miss my neighbors, my friends.
The real folks of New Orleans...

The one's who are the real pulse of this city.
I miss the silly characters that use to walk about Royal street.
I miss the fact that Royal street use to be so classy.

Now of course there are t-shirt shops going in on Royal.
Sucks.

Decatur is generally were all the t-shirt and tacky items from New Orleans are sold.
NOt on Royal street!!!!

Man it's hell watching folks just shit on such a beautiful city.
Hell on a gifted country...
On land that doesn't belong to them...

While they keep track of our calls...I mean you just never know when I may have to call up
Osama just to ask for directions or something....

Open our mail...
man thank God I stopped sending out those Osama loves skat
letters, and the ones that said...Bush really loves sausage...
shit...can you imagine?

Man we have just let our government open up every single private moment of our lives.
WEll all I have to say is...I sure hope the day they decide to check my mail...
it will be photo's taken of me having explosive diarrhea with my ass aiming for the camera.

I think it's time folks for us to all send out some suppositories to all of our leaders who have done such a wonderful job for us...yes, fleets do count.
For all of those lovely ladies in power...well we can just send them a little box.
With a sample of not just the butt plugs, but also a few tampon samples...
batteries and a cheaply made sex toy from china covered in lead paint...

Heck while we are at it..we can send then some chines tooth past,
this way they can brush their teeth, when they are done...
Then pull their medical insurance, cut their pay, raise their taxes,
lay then off...hummmmmmmm...man we could really mess with them.
The same way they have with us....
man wishful thinking....

I would love to kick some of their butts, but then why waist it,
I could kick someone else's butt that I like more and not waste the pleasure...
aaaaaahaaaaaaihateourpoliticianswhospeakinfarts!!!

Bush you could have had Osama sooner, but no...we liked 'nam.
Bush also seems to think we could win a Jihad.
What a suicidal moron.
Why thank God we have so many disposable young people around.


I think we all need to hang communist flags up until they
legalize prostitution, marijuana, and make our government pay into social security.
Fix our damn educational system.
Revamp the welfare system.
Man it sure is disgusting to see generations of folks on welfare and not putting into or economic society or shit...trying to work for that matter....
ahhhhhhhhhh....continual education would be such a wonderful thing when it comes to all of our
medical physicians, lawyers, educators, mental health workers...public servants as well as our,
Political leaders....

Just think of how hard it would be to then sue someone for some stupid thing etc...
and how fast it would hold others responsible for what they have done wrong.

we need to build greener, learn to recycle and not send our damn political leaders to Europe just to see how it is done...Stupids....ya like there is no such thing as a computer or books to read up on it...nope just spend...spend...spend..
put the money were we don't need it...in your pocket on our dime,
for your enjoyment while we work our asses off to pay for your vacations, and other jubilations
Just think of how good things would work for us.

All those nymphomaniacs could be put to work...
make those dollars count...pay those taxes and spend that doe...
making the world go round....all with out remorse,
or feeling like they are a criminal.

All the obsessive compulsive folks can be put to work cleaning the streets and such...hummm....

ya get the drift.......yaaaaaaaaaa man that would be way cool...
in fact things would work so good...i wouldn't be afraid to fart for fear we may all be blown sky high, because of a trigger finger who couldn't control themselves and just hit the button without paying attention...man..
I'm sorry, but if i'm gonna get blown...I would at least like to have a choice ya know...

Look at Amsterdam...they make it work...they don't have the crime we have..
or the waste.
They work together the way folks should. As one.

Now could you just imagine how nice that would be.
I mean...shit.
I'd hate to have to go to the poky just for a joint!
They just don't seem to have anyone fun I would want to have sex with there man.
And I don't like having to stand in a corner all day either!!!!!
I'm a small person...so uhm...man I would really have to be fast,
strong, and a quick thinker to survive in a place like that....
Man thank God, I don't see red. My only saving grace.

Ok...I'm just so disappointed right now...I think I need to go and make myself feel better...
Why I think I shall watch the weather channel and see how many hurricains can build in a week...
hummm...already four going...nope five now...hummm...will we be saying bingo?

ok...puff, puff...puff..''the majic dragon...who lives in my room....
with paper clips and clothes pin lips...her eyes made out of coal....
..oooowwwpuff the majic dragon...."

ok..time to let the ol' brain wonder around the playpen now...
hummm...maybe i will have a new fun thought for yawl if ya like.

Any suggestions? Ideas?
Just send me a line...and no...not like FEMA did either....let's make it fun...

till then..go in peace...and if you happen to brake in peices...well..uhm..me so sorry.
hope ya have lot's of band aids...
now go and write a nasty letter to your government,God or satin if you like...
just do something positive for your community...
donate blood....uhm...give free head if you can....uhm...share a smoke....hell I don't care...
just stay safe and hey man...no hate ok....
Just educate....don't discriminate!!!