You know.
It truly is a sad, sad day when we all have to not only see.
But hear everyone boo our wonderful Mayor Nagin.

I just don't seem to understand why all of you folks would be so upset with Wonka and his Chocolate factory.
I mean, doesn't he have his Umpa's out in full force to protect us?
Doesn't he have crime under control, his office, his house, his home?
I mean come on man...give the man a break.

I say we should all say we are sorry to him and thank him for such a wonderful job he has done with our city.
Thank him for pavin' our roads with skid marks, with blood stains, with corrupt city workers, public servants and back door lawyers who visit the back doors of the court rooms.

Thank him for all those times he really made this city shine, even for the SDT company that he upheld his end of the contract with so dilligently...cough...cough...screwedthem...

For all of the RSD Schools that have to close or cut back due to lack of funds.
Heck man, we need to just thank his dumb ass for getting so involved in his city and showing us all some of that chocolate love man.

So.
Here is what I suggest we do for him.
Let's send him all the mule shit from our mules that pull all those buggies for the tourists.
All the mule shit from the police horses, etc. You know what I mean?
It can be boxed up so nicely with a thank you note sent to him with love.
Don't you think?
Ya...I thought so...now that I have your attention start moving your ass to help out our neighbors who have been devistated by the recent rash of tornatoes. man that was Awful, we need to jump in and help out, you know fema and bush are both four letter words and so it would only spell screw to them.
So let's do what we can to help out, and show our compassion as a nation, as a whole.

Remember, Peace in the city, Peace in the Valley and Peace in our souls.
Walk freely and saftly on your path of life's journey's, most importantly walk tall and never.
Never ever be to brave and too proud to bend.
Let those branches extend out toward the sky in prayer on the wings of a Dove for all the world and all nations to one day live as one.
Peace out yawl.
Tree ~ `usti-`itlv-gv ~